The Truth About Heart Attacks
The timing on this couldn’t be any better, given that I just exercised my First Amendment Free Speech right with a post about the Star-Spangled Banner in Spanish….
Got this from my friend, Ray:
HEALTH BULLETIN OF THE DAY
The Truth About Heart Attacks..
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
The Government Is Trying To Correct This Problem
Gracias. Comenzaré hablando español de ahora en adelante.
Vielen Dank. Ich werde anfangen, Deutsch ab jetzt zu sprechen.
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Ringraziarla. Comincerò parlando l’italiano d’ora innanzi.
Takk deg. Jeg vil starte til å tale Nordmann fra nå på.
Le français. Jamais ! !!!!
Oh what a HOOT — thanks for sharing with us! Here’s the incentive I need to learn another language…
I laughed til I cried. It made me feel better anyway. I found your site looking for a mango chutney recipe. I will try yours Friday. In the morning I will have a mango smoothie without yogurt which I cannot stand sweetened.